One Cookie At A Time

I was talking with one of my girlfriends and we were obsessing about food as always. I told her about my lunch at a famous salad place and I was complaining about the fact that they have a huge upright case of fresh baked cookies (every kind you can think of) right next to the cashier. Of course the cashier has to ask you "Would you like a fresh baked cookie?" I'm looking at her like "REALLY!!!" This is supposedly a healthy salad place and your pimping cookies. This is why America is overweight the darn cookie. Well the point of the story is I said "No thank you!" That's all it takes ladies and gentlemen "One Cookie At A Time"!